That's where a guy is right behind you the whole time. It's the cheapest and quickest way. I loved it so much I did the Accelerated Freefall course right after I landed. Then I made my first AFF jump the same day. Then four jumps the next day, one last night and one today." "What's your nickname?" "Chess Nut." "Because of your hair?" "Well that's a story for the bonfire, I'm told, so I'll keep that a secret." "Can I be called Bonegirl? I'm an archaeology student." I call out to Karl, "Sensei, can she be called Bonegirl?" "I've never heard of another one, but she gets the name after the first AFF." I turn back to the girls. It's time to reel 'em in. "So, you can have your first jump under your belt in about an hour. Can I show you where to sign up?" The girls start to talk among themselves. All this time, I've been finishing packing my chute, but only for the practice. I know I have to lay it back out and pack it again in case I was too distracted, but I want to haul it away from the. Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly andM&Ms!What a fabulous adventure!Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't you?)2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. (Could be a problem.)3. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Really! Someone roll her over.)4. On the second day the knee was better and on the third.
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