. I didn't want my legs broken and quarter of a loaf is better than no bread, as my dear departed Mamma used to say, so I smiled sweetly and accepted.When just the four of us and the delightful and unsuspecting woman remained in the deserted class room, Spud locked the door. Miss Throsbie did not notice. She picked up her briefcase, ready to depart."Right, Sebastian," she said brightly, "shall we go?" Not just yet," said Graham, "we have a surprise for you." A surprise?" she said, suspiciously. "What sort of surprise?" You remember that book you took from me?" sniggered Spud."The one where this teacher gets tied to her desk and the whole class watches her get spanked then... " We found it!" declared Snotty. "And all the other stuff you kept in your desk. Who'd have thought that the prissy Miss Throsbie, so pure, so proper, would have such a collection?! Such a fetish!" What are you talking about?" she said, genuinely puzzled."Your secret is safe with us, Miss Throsbie," said Graham.. * The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.* Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."* My.
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