Ch?”The judge’s face reddened as he bellowed, “It most certainly would not! I would add more time to your sentence.”Nodding, the defendant said, “What if I THOUGHT it?, Would that be okay?”Although annoyed, the judge restrained himself and calmly replied, “Yes, I suppose that would be okay. Obviously, I have no control over your thoughts.”Smirking, the defendant said, “In that case, Judge, I think you’re a son of a b ... ch!”There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up.While they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. But then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud “thump” anyway.So the driver turns to the priest and says “Please forgive me,” and the priest said, “You didn’t hit the lawyer, but that’s OK, I got him with the door.”he. "Wow," I uttered. Of course, my deep robust voice was now the soft sweet high voice of Melissa's, the one that I originally fell in love with. Very strange. "This is going to be one fun-filled weekend," she said with a smile as she started rummaging through my drawers. By Monday morning, Melissa had taught me how to sit (especially with a skirt... quite an embarrassing episode), how to walk, how to do everything as a 16-year-old girl. Meanwhile, I gave her a tour of the male body: the beauty of peeing standing up, as well as how to make her new "fleshy fun bridge" (as she eloquently put it) work to its full potential. By July 1st, Melissa was getting an A- in Geometry, and I had a promotion at the pool. Melissa and I still went out together on the weekends, just to show everyone that we were still together, besides our secret switch. On July 8th, I drove Melissa to the DMV to score me a driver's license. Considering she took the tests before, she passed them with flying colors and.
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