Mr. Oldham said he must still be on the road.At 10:15 P.N., after Dale and Carter were asleep, I left the room and found my way through the dimly lit halls to the administrative offices with the help of a flashlight. Colonel Travis was the only one there, talking on the phone. When he finished the call I explained that I wanted to see if Ned had made it home all right. He nodded that it was okay to make the call as he answered another phone. Ned still hadn't arrived and I heard concern in Mr. Oldham's voice.I hung up the telephone, feeling dejected when a phone on one of the desks rang. The Colonel motioned for me to answer it and that was the beginning of my short career in public relations. I had overheard what Colonel Travis was telling the parents that called, "No school tomorrow. Check back tomorrow afternoon for Tuesday's status. Yes, we have electricity and heat, but the roads are treacherous and we don't know when the school roads and sidewalks will be cleared." I took calls. The only trouble was, she was coming home.A girl phoned me and said, ‘Come on over. There’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home!A hooker once told me she had a headache.I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, ‘Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?’ She said, ‘No, I hate myself now.’My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.I’m so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.The other day I came home early and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘Because you came home early.’My wife’s such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.My wife is such a bad cook. In my house we pray after the meal.My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I.
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