He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak. The waitress brough a pitcher of orange juice and the man’s jaw dropped.The farmer said, “Pardon me, I ordered a glass of orange juice not a whole pitcher.”The waitress simply said, “Sir, this is Texas. Every thing is bigger.” So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, “Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole cow!” Again the waitress said, “This is Texas every thing is bigger.” After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The. ” Of course, I said that with a smile so she knew I was kidding and then I continued. “And Mel, Dad would definitely love to make love to you. He wants to make love to me too. And I want to, but I won’t. At least not for a long time. I had a really cool thought, though. I know you both are intending, when the time is right, to get pregnant together with Jim’s babies. And you were thinking sometime later to do it again. How about you add dad and his giant cock into the equation. What if you each had a baby with not only your own father, but each other’s as well. Think what a wonderful blending of the families that would be. You could either do the first ones as you’d intended but then use dad for the second children, or you could each have your first child with your own father and then switch for the second. I think you guys should definitely think about it.”“I know, Julie, that you gave your pussy to Jim so he controls who gets to enter your holy chamber and that, so far,.
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